Ponder These Questions Why!!
  1. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
  2. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
  3. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
  4. Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?
  5. Why is abbreviated such a long word?
  6. Why is a boxing ring square?
  7. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
  8. Why is it that doctors call what they do practice?
  9. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
  10. Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on Start?
  11. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
  12. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
  13. Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
  14. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
  15. Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
  16. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
  17. If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?
  18. It is okay to use the AM radio after noon?
  19. What do people in China call their good plates?
  20. What do you call a male ladybug?
  21. Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
  22. Why do they call it a pair of pants, but only 1 bra?
  23. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
  24. Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
  25. Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
  26. Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?
  27. Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?
  28. Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?
  29. Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?
  30. How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
  31. If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door?
  32. You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
  33. If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?
  34. If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?
  35. If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?
  36. Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?
  37. Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?
  38. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
  39. Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
  40. If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
  41. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
  42. Why does it take just one match to burn down a forest, but it takes several matches to light a campfire?          (Thanks Andrea)
  43. Why is the man who invests all of our money called a broker?
  44. Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
  45. Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?
  46. Why is it "unconstitutional" to use "God" in public places but it is on our money...and insurance companies can deny your claim because of an act of God?
  47. Why are "Yellow Freight" trucks orange?.......Joe
  48. Why do you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?.......Angela in NJ
  49. Why do they make scented toilet paper?....Dusty
  50. If the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are called "The Bucs" and the Jacksonville Jaguars are called "The Jags", what are the Tennessee Titans called?....Dusty
  51. What color does a Smurf turn when you choke him....Jerry
  52. If Jimmy cracks corn (remember the kids song?) and no one cares then why do they have a song about it?....Glynn in San Diego
  53. When snow melts where does the white go?....Glynn in San Diego
  54. If your foot falls asleep during the day is it gonna keep you up all night?....Glynn in San Diego
  55. Why is it called life insurance instead of death insurance?...Debbie
  56. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we're already there?...Injured Biker
  57. Why are hot dogs sold in packages of 12, when the buns are sold in packages of 8?....Injured Biker
  58. Why do Doctors call what they do "practice"?....Injured Biker
  59. If you buy a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?...Injured Biker
  60. If a funeral procession takes place in the evening, do you drive with your headlights off?....Injured Biker
  61. When Styrofoam is shipped, what do they pack it in?....Injured Biker
  62. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?....Injured Biker
  63. Why do food labels say 'May Contain'.  Don't they know what's in there?...Injured Biker
  64. Why do they call it a building after it's already built?....Julin
  65. If a Seagull lives on a Bay, why don't we call it a Baygull?....Howard & Sue
  66. If you drive your HAWG at 65 MPH with a 65 MPH tail wind, would your hair get messed up??....Montana Mark
  67. Why do we call a pineapple a pineapple when its neither a pine nor an apple?...Noah
  68. Why is a bell only heard once it rings?...Noah
  69. Why do we call guinea pigs guinea pigs when they are neither from Papua New Guinea nor are they pigs?...Noah
  70. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?...Noah
  71. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?...Noah
  72. Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?...Noah
  73. If an opossum is lying in the road how do you know if it is dead?
  74. If you throw away a garbage can is it considered cannibalism?....Iggy
  75. Where is the nugget on a chicken?
  76. Where is the wings on a buffalo?
  77. Why is a violet called a violet when it's really blue?....Ed
  78. If a tree falls in the middle of a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?.....Smiley
  79. If a man alone in the woods speaks and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?....Wayne from Orlando
  80. Why do they call it a wake when the person is dead?
  81. Is there such a thing as a cordless extension cord?....Ron
  82. If nothing sticks to Teflon.....What makes Teflon stick to the pan?? ......Tom from NY
  83. Why is the price of gas 1.95 and 9/10? What would happen if you bought 1 gallon of gas and gave them $1.96? Would I get change?
  84. Why does my wife go out the day before her garage sale to buy stuff to sell at her garage sale?
  85. Why do we call oranges, orange but we don't call apples red or limes green or lemons yellow?
  86. Why is "for restaurant use only" ketchup different than home ketchup?
  87. Why, in public restrooms, do they lock the trash receptacles? Who's going to steal wet paper towels?
  88. For that matter, why do they lock the paper towel dispenser?
  89. Why do people wait until they're at the turnpike toll booth to start digging for change, you know they are going to charge you for the trip!....Steven, Harleysville, PA
  90. Why do you get IN a car, but ON a plane? .......Ken.
  91. If you spin a Chinese guy around and around and around, is he disoriented?
  92. If a pig loses it's voice, is it disgruntled? ....Jeff & Joyce
  93. Why do we call it a rhetorical question if we do not want an answer?....Heather, Ravenna, Ohio
  94. Why does a light switch say "on and "off"... When the light is on, you can see it's on.. When it's off, you can't see to read the switch... Peter B
  95. Why do you put suits in a garment-bag, but put garments in a suitcase? -- Kaitlynn

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